Orange on Black trucker Hat

Safety Orange Vinyl Transfer on high quality Black 5 panel trucker hat to protect your vulnerable noggin from the scourge of mother natures harmful uv rays. Also works for concealing bad hair days, bed head and bald spots. Will fit almost any mammal with a head and is guaranteed to get you more pussy (and or dick) than you can shake a stick at... whichever you prefer. This hat includes infinite hood passes, eliminates the threat of being jumped by roving hoards of sexual predators and is guaranteed to attract unwanted attention from your local law enforcement.